Today I was helping to set up the book fair at school and what should I find on the plastic table cloth I was using to cover a box to make my display? Oh come on, are you going to make me say it? Think Clarence Thomas and coke can. Yes, that's right, folks, a big, black pube! I was so grossed out! Do you think I was able to keep this little curly to myself? Oh, heck no! This could only happen to me! No one else in that entire school would be molested by a giant pubic hair. NO, just ME.
I ended up laughing so hard, after I shared this little fact with everyone in the library~sort of accidently. Thank goodness our principal was not in there.
Next thing I know, I pick up a tin of what looked like mints and offered it to my friend ( who describes me as Ally McBeal to some people...thanks Fiona! ) and another volunteer, who was really quite serious. Fiona busted out laughing while the other lady very politely said, "No thank you."
The mints were in fact little tacks with white balls on the end. Oh my goodness, what if that nice lady had said YES? I would have really felt awful! Would she have understood that I was just kidding? You know, they really did look like mints. I was merely pointing out the obvious...that anyone could make that mistake and that they should move the tin. It is a school, after all!
So, I guess the moral of this story is, I really should not leave the house if I have had a migraine for two days and have not slept very much in the past two days. It makes me pretty stupid!
By the way, thank you for reading the loooong winded post from yesterday. I guess I just had to get it off my chest.
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The bigger question...how did it get there?
i agree... how did it get there? GROSS, but also very amusing lol
I know all about the migraine thing... Oh how I know!! At least they LOOKED before they took one.... LOL
Ewww! And then giggles! I once found a pubic hair in a portion of chips I was eating... never went back to that chip shop!
xxx
Were they tic - Tacks ?
yuk, a pubic hair. I did have to laugh.
SOMEBODY HAD THEIR HANDS WHERE THEY WHERE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE...LOL....
Noooo, Laura, you with migraine as well? It must be an epidemic. I'm just feeling better after 3 days of hell! How can you be sure it was pubic hair? Couldn't it be a cat's or dog's hair??? Yuk in any case. Ciao. Antonella
crikey - the migraine bug seems to be chugging along sharing its' joy. I just got over mine!
Migraine? You're the 3rd journaler that's had one over the past few days.
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